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All Facts When the Red Sea was parted, it was not water but cheese and the more viscous nature of the cheese allowed the Israelites to cross before the "waters" closed in on the Egyptians.Hurrah for Milton Keynes which is 40 years old today. The innovative grid based road system means that it is now much easier to get quickly to your favourite cheesemonger for some mature cheddar, unless you get lost in which case it's a bloody nightmare.The use of Emmenthal in early micro-chips was phased out after the discovery of Silicon. Early examples of the Sinclair ZX80 are still found to have what were colloquially known at the time as 'cheese-boards'.Ironically, during a world record attempt at cheddar eating. Mr E Dam gorged on cheddar to a such an extent that he became lodged in Cheddar Gorge. The play on words more than made up for the drop tourism caused by the block pass.Dr Stephen Hawkins has recently postulated that Gouda may form the basis of a pan dimensional gravitron knot. Further details of this work can be found in his recent publication - Cheese String Theory for Beginners
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