All Facts The E.U. surplus cheese mountain is one of the largest in Europe, yet it is not shown on any map to prevent people from 3rd world countries coming to Europe and eating it all. the foriegn office is trying to implement a cheese literacy entrance exam for all new asylum seekers.The next former leader of the Conservatives David Cameron plans to tax cheese to raise more money for bloated capitalists. They'll probably tax cats or lambs or something else cute next. Please do not vote for these malign opportunistic scum.the only successfull cheese smuggling event occoured on 12th july 2003, when a monteray jack was smuggled across the mexican/u.s. border. all other smuggling attempts failedIn the original Wizard Of Oz, Judy Garland's shoes were made of Red Leicester. However, these were later replaced by red satin shoes as the cheese fell apart. That, and the fact the Tin Man developed a cheese addiction and had to go into rehab.
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