All Facts If you look at the sun through a mature chedder you will see all the colours of the rainbow and realise the true meaning of lifeCalifornians are secretly pumping billions of gallons of Squeezy Cheese into the San Andreas fault. It has excellent seismic absorbing properties and they are hoping this will prevent another catastrophic earthquake devastating the region.Scientists speculate that life could be based on an element other than carbon. Most probably silicon, being the lightest element with an electronic structure analogous to that of carbon. Ha ha I hear you say; but will silicon based life forms like cheese?During stays at Balmoral Prince Charles insists that his pillow is stuffed with Organic Silton warmed to exactly 34.5 deg C. Many years of experimentation has proved this to be the ideal cushioning temperature for the royal head.The fictitious village of Lymeswold holds an annual cheese-trolley race in November. Participants are invited primarily from the non-fictitious town of Bega in New South Wales, Australia.
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