All Facts a body of a man found in a dutch bog in the 1970s dated to be over 3000 years old was found perfectly preserved along with his clothes, bow and arrows, and a large leather holdall believed to have been used to carry a round of edamOriginaly titled Cheeseformers, a fromage sci-fi genre crossover was retitled to the now vaguely remembered Transfomers. Studio bosses in their blind target driven myopia failed to capitalise on the cheese movie franchise! Mad or what?Dr Stephen Hawkins has recently postulated that Gouda may form the basis of a pan dimensional gravitron knot. Further details of this work can be found in his recent publication - Cheese String Theory for BeginnersBefore biblical times, Easter was commonly known as Cheester, hence the expression Happy CheesterDavid Hasselhoff was recently spotted being ejected from one of Soho’s less salubrious bars. During the incident the Hoff reportedly ordered two female performers to “Smell my cheese!” before exposing a small wedge of Stinking Bishop.
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