All Facts Whilst it's a lesser known fact that "Sir" Cliff Richard and Rod Stewart both wear colostomy bags, almost EVERYONE knows that Bruce Forsythe's chin is in fact made of loose, crumbly Cheshire. Astounding."La crotte du diable" is a Belgian cheese with a strong odour. The name can be traslated to "Devil dung"The Evolutionist Charles Darwin noted that Sea Lions swell up to 50 times thier normal size and explode after feeding them just a tiny scrap of Stilton. Hence the notice at zoo's...do not feed the sea lions cheese.NASA have been able to prove Neil Armstrong,on setting foot on the moon, did say"this is one small step on cheese, but one giant leap for man kind!" only now do NASA believe we should know the moon really is made of cheeseIf cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
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