All Facts After an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that emos use slices of Port Salute as ‘odour eaters’ within their abnormally shaped canvas shoesTakami Kurianichi (b. 1971) from Osaka, Japan holds the world record for consuming mini BabyBels. His record stands at 92 in 30 seconds in 1992 at the world cheese eating championships, Toronto.Fury broke out today when a sceintist mated a stilton with a double gloucester. Anti cheeses breeders have branded the mating as "foolish" and "going against the laws of nature"A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.I enjoyed Stilton soup for lunch and cheesy mash potato topped cottage pie for my tea - does that officially classify me as a registered Cheesophile? - I certainly hope so!!
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