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The Humber Bridge presently cost's £2.50 to cross, but the toll booths will accept any cheese over 100g... provided you are not a one eyed german who speaks with a lisp (but only on bank holidays) and have a cat made out of edam ( called gusset )
The wax from edam or the popluar "baby bel" can in fact be used as a modeling clay. I made my friend a gift by rolling a long sausage shape and adding 2 blobs of wax at one end - see what you can make.
Contrary to popular belief the Moon is not made of nor taste of cheese. It is actually made of bleached Spam and tastes of discarded rugby boots.
Whilst holidaying in Hearne bay, Kent, in 1987, my 1.6li Austin Montego, developed a puncture on the rear passenger side. Using a ball of Edam I succesfully managed to create a makeshift punture repair kit due to the cheeses robust chracteristics.
Making cheese on toast in the toaster by lying the toaster flat doesn't work, and your wife will have to buy a new toaster from Argos.
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Steam Train in Diggle
West Coast of Scotland
on 6th July, 2009
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