All Facts Contrary to reports, the electronic tag seen on "hollywood bad girl" Lynsey Lohan was not for alchohol as reported, but in fact to spot if she could get over her Edam Addiction - early reports suggest not...Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.President Bush is a fanatical cheese eater, and will consume large ammounts with every meal. While overwieght farenheight 9/11 film director Michale Moore is violently allergic to dairy products. Makes you wonder doesnt it?The original name of the movie "Grease" was "Cheese". The change became necessary after Olivia Newton John's costume of Red Leicester melted under the heat of the studio lights. At the same time the name of her girlie group was renamed Pink Ladies.You can easily have fun confusing other motorists by replacing the orange indicator lamps in your car with small blocks of red leicester. However, if you cause a car to crash on the A4 at the Slough interchange, you can expect a £500 fine and 6 points.
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