All Facts sci-fi fans all know the 'millenium falcon' made an apperance in the classic movie blade runner.... however only in the recent re-release of the movie on dvd do we find out the falcon was carved from a complete cheshire cheese.(see extras-special effects)After an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that the preferred cheese within emo sub culture is Dairylea. Apparently the cheese best attuned to their emotional needs and can be used as an Elastoplast when self harming.A friend once reliably informed me that if you place equal squares of Cheddar and Red Leicester cheese on toast and melt gently under a grill, you can formulate the most wonderful mosaic. (Apparently it also tastes yummy as well).Roman legionaries used cheese extensively to build with, and while in Britain actually created a predecessor to Hadrian's wall from cheese. This knowledge was lost during the 'Dark Ages' and was never ressurected during the Renaissance.the prefered music of Monterry Jack cheese is that produced by Dire Straits.
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