All Facts During nuclear testing on Christmas Island in the 1950’s a soldiers ‘pack-up’ was accidentally exposed to one of the blast. When Privet E Dam went to tuck in to his cheese sandwiches he discovered that they had mutated in to the now famous ‘Cheese Zilla’Prior to moving to "the garden of Eden" Adam and Eve resided in "the Garden of Edam" as Adam was quite partial to a bit of cheese, Eve on the otherhand was not, hence the move.The next former leader of the Conservatives David Cameron plans to tax cheese to raise more money for bloated capitalists. They'll probably tax cats or lambs or something else cute next. Please do not vote for these malign opportunistic scum.Brie is alluring, but cheddar is betterMonkeys have been found to be allergic to over 20 varieties of cheese including traditional cheddar and brie. People in northern africa have been known to hang bits of cheese from their bedroom windows to deter monkeys from entering.
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