All Facts Johnny Sicknote Wilkinson is about to play his first proper game of rugby for over three years after a quite literally unbelievable series of freak injuries, including at least two involving the dropping of heavy cheese and a third involving fondue burns.In 1952 a previously unknown civilisation was discovered in the Amazon rain forests. The 'Cheese People' worshiped a previously unknown soft cheese made from frogs milk.The original name of the movie "Grease" was "Cheese". The change became necessary after Olivia Newton John's costume of Red Leicester melted under the heat of the studio lights. At the same time the name of her girlie group was renamed Pink Ladies.The next former leader of the Conservatives David Cameron plans to tax cheese to raise more money for bloated capitalists. They'll probably tax cats or lambs or something else cute next. Please do not vote for these malign opportunistic scum.Cheese and pineapple on a stick is one of the favourite party foods in the UK only coming second to sausages on sticks.
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