All Facts The elusive Higgs boson particle has at last been identified. Scientists say it resembles a noggin of WensleydaleDr Stephen Hawkins has recently postulated that Gouda may form the basis of a pan dimensional gravitron knot. Further details of this work can be found in his recent publication - Cheese String Theory for BeginnersArthur G Woodchuck Jr (b 1953), from the USA, was the first person to shoot a bullet straight through a hole in piece of Swiss cheese 3 feet wide in 1987. More remarkably, Arthur is blind and managed it only with his keen sense of smell.The reason why the royal princes couldnt serve in Iraq is shocking! Iraqis are feared for making" Grabloshia"-a lethal cheese made from sandals and massage house waste water! A sensible move in proctecting our royal boys.If swiss cheese were to be taken into space it would explode due to the effect of rapid pressure equalisation between the gas trapped inside the holes and the external environment.
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