All Facts Fidal Castro refused to let the Auf Wiedersehn Pet cast film a 4th series because they were found to be carrying an excessive amount of cheese.A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.In 1492, Marco Polo when crossing the English Channel in a submarine hauled by elephants discovered the infamous Cheese Island. This has now been dismantled and currently holds up the Channel Tunnel.You can easily have fun confusing other motorists by replacing the orange indicator lamps in your car with small blocks of red leicester. However, if you cause a car to crash on the A4 at the Slough interchange, you can expect a £500 fine and 6 points.When the Red Sea was parted, it was not water but cheese and the more viscous nature of the cheese allowed the Israelites to cross before the "waters" closed in on the Egyptians.
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