All Facts Once attractive pop princess but now loony knickerless tart Britney Spears has cut all her hair off in a tantrum because her favourite cheesemonger was all out of best mature cheddar. If she made a bit of an effort then she'd be welcome to share my cheeseThe record for the cheesiest substance known to man used to be a little known cheese called Richochelie, which was a local delicacy in a small village in the south of Italy called Richolembrie. However, this record has recently been beaten, by EastEndersHamsters often enjoy a noggin of cheddar melted on a thick slice of crusty bread with just a smidgeon of brown sauceCheesecake is the only dessert in the world allowed to contain cheese. Apart from cheese & biscuits.When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.
- Upload Your Photos