All Facts The planet Cheesmulon VII plans to attack us because of our utter direspect to their species. Cheese? Portable heat rays, the next fad?Johnny Fabulous Wilkinson attributes his miraculous recovery from injury partly to a high-cheese content workout regime involving lifting large stiltons and kicking edams, and partly to the fact that Scotland are rubbish.In a live gig in a small pub in Hockley,1996, the former 'Right Said Fred' frontman told of how he was forced to change the lyric to his successful melody "i'm to sexy for my cheese" due to a copyright infringemant on a B-side of an early Cliff Richard LPBefore the crazy experiments with papyrus which led to the development of what we know as paper, early civilization wrote with an angled-nib pen on cheese tablets. Clay casts of these tablets have been found throughout modern day Iraq.Scientists in Grimsby have discovered a way of doing fascinating things with cheese...they will tell the world soon!
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