All Facts Turkey baron Bernard Matthews hasn't been saying "Bootiful" quite so much recently since the mis-handling of his cheap processed poultry threatened the health of western Europe in a potential killer flu epidemic. No such problems with handling cheese.The Cheeseman of Alcatraz was the most shockingly violent criminal of his era, more so than Al Provolone whose only real claim to fame was cheese evasionFidel Castro tried to ban cheese from entering his country, after he visited the island of Tuvalu. He did so because he believed the Tuvalu farmers were attempting to take over his country single-tractordly by selling cheese trees to the people of CubaMy pet aardvark, Derek, is constantly pestering me for niblets of cheese. He isn't supposed to eat cheese because his cholesterol level is above the national averageJohnny Fabulous Wilkinson attributes his miraculous recovery from injury partly to a high-cheese content workout regime involving lifting large stiltons and kicking edams, and partly to the fact that Scotland are rubbish.
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