All Facts Californians are secretly pumping billions of gallons of Squeezy Cheese into the San Andreas fault. It has excellent seismic absorbing properties and they are hoping this will prevent another catastrophic earthquake devastating the region."Revenge is a dish best served cold" so the saying goes. This advice should NOT be heeded when serving cheese "au fondue".The first module of new intenational Cheese Station is to be launched from Grimsby next week...it will be made of Nano Cheese. The Humber Bridge presently cost's £2.50 to cross, but the toll booths will accept any cheese over 100g... provided you are not a one eyed german who speaks with a lisp (but only on bank holidays) and have a cat made out of edam ( called gusset )A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.
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