All Facts 53% of the population of Maldives actually believe that the Cheddar they consume is "mined" out of the rock face of the Cheddar gorge. This is despite the concerted efforts of the British Cheese Tourism Board to re-educate themsci-fi fans all know the 'millenium falcon' made an apperance in the classic movie blade runner.... however only in the recent re-release of the movie on dvd do we find out the falcon was carved from a complete cheshire cheese.(see extras-special effects)Every cheese has a silver liningTurkey baron Bernard Matthews hasn't been saying "Bootiful" quite so much recently since the mis-handling of his cheap processed poultry threatened the health of western Europe in a potential killer flu epidemic. No such problems with handling cheese.Whilst it's a lesser known fact that "Sir" Cliff Richard and Rod Stewart both wear colostomy bags, almost EVERYONE knows that Bruce Forsythe's chin is in fact made of loose, crumbly Cheshire. Astounding.
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