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Cheese is not naturally native to our planet, but was actually brought here in the bronze-age on the back of giant meteors.
Last night, my girlfriend was in the kitchen cutting the cheese.
The reason why cows can't jump is because if they did, the milk in their udders would curdle into cheese, which would block their cow nipples, making them unable to milk, which would eventually lead to them exploding.
Cheese is yellow but can be pink if you paint it. But interestingly, you cannot paint cheese any other colour because the cheese repels the paint.
You can easily have fun confusing other motorists by replacing the orange indicator lamps in your car with small blocks of red leicester. However, if you cause a car to crash on the A4 at the Slough interchange, you can expect a £500 fine and 6 points.
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Edam is often misunderstood but rarely challenged.
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