All Facts Beagle2 would have been successful if it had been made from a medium-fat hard cheese rather than a medium-fat soft cheese.The next former leader of the Conservatives David Cameron plans to tax cheese to raise more money for bloated capitalists. They'll probably tax cats or lambs or something else cute next. Please do not vote for these malign opportunistic scum.Making cheese on toast in the toaster by lying the toaster flat doesn't work, and your wife will have to buy a new toaster from Argos.A nugget of pure cheese was recently discovered in a South African diamond mine. Said a Cartier spokesperson "we've never seen anything like it before". It is now in a glass case, under 24-hour CCTV surveillance in a secret location somewhere in WiganDavid Hasselhoff was recently spotted being ejected from one of Soho’s less salubrious bars. During the incident the Hoff reportedly ordered two female performers to “Smell my cheese!” before exposing a small wedge of Stinking Bishop.
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