All Facts Conspiracy theorists maintain that Da Vinci made references to Gorgonzola using symbols in his paintings and say that the Holy Grail is to be found beneath the Church of Emmental in York. Dan Brown is planning a new book using this as the main theme.Before mobile phones were invented, people used Cheddar phones - moderately sized slabs of mature Cheddar interconnected by long lengths of string. This pioneering concept paved the way for the mobile phones we so readily take for granted today.Never-heard-of-him-until-he-was-dead-but-now-all-over-the-news Soviet Agent Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned by a teapot, by some polonium and by a "mysterious object" if you read the Daily Mail, but no cheese was involved.Not all ploughmen have cheese, salad and a crusty roll for their lunch. My Grandad was a ploughman, and he was very partial to a cup 'o' soupThe ambitions of attractive older lady Hilary Clinton to become the first female American president are likely to be thwarted by the small minded bigotry of many of her countrymen, and American cheese is rubbish like all their food.
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