All Facts Famous 80's cross-dressing gender-bender "Boy George" (not real name) once famously declared he preferred a hot cup of Emmental Fondue to any "uphill gardening" shenanigins . . . . Crazy!Baby Bell was awarded sexiest cheese 2004 in "lads mag" "FHC" - Stilton was a close 2nd with red leicester winning the "cheese next door" title.Loony hypnomentalist Paul McKenna has a book called I Can Make You Thin, though it should really be called You Can Make Me Rich. If instead he called his book I Can Make You Cheese then it would be both less cynical and less successful, but no more cheesyIf cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).Hurrah for Milton Keynes which is 40 years old today. The innovative grid based road system means that it is now much easier to get quickly to your favourite cheesemonger for some mature cheddar, unless you get lost in which case it's a bloody nightmare.
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