All Facts Spread some festive joy by singing songs such as "Good King Wensleydale last looked out on the feast of cheesen" to your colleagues.When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.A nugget of pure cheese was recently discovered in a South African diamond mine. Said a Cartier spokesperson "we've never seen anything like it before". It is now in a glass case, under 24-hour CCTV surveillance in a secret location somewhere in WiganThe E.U. surplus cheese mountain is one of the largest in Europe, yet it is not shown on any map to prevent people from 3rd world countries coming to Europe and eating it all.The first 'ASBO' has been given to a cheese today. Reports suggest that the 'Dirty Cheddar' was caught committing a 'Lewd Act' on a cracker.
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