All Facts Prior to moving to "the garden of Eden" Adam and Eve resided in "the Garden of Edam" as Adam was quite partial to a bit of cheese, Eve on the otherhand was not, hence the move.Eskimos may have dozens of words for "snow", but they have no word for "cheese". Instead they say "gubbuluk laak kwon ker duska scard" which literally translates as "udder liquid of the horned cow that's gone hard but tastes nice".The record for the cheesiest substance known to man used to be a little known cheese called Richochelie, which was a local delicacy in a small village in the south of Italy called Richolembrie. However, this record has recently been beaten, by EastEndersHans Lipperhey (a German born settler in Zeeland, Denmark) breathed through the holes in a piece of Edam applied to his face for 17 days, 3 hours and 21 minutes. No record exists to say if the feat was ended by his death.Encase your cat in cheese if planning a long break away from your house. The RSPCA endorse such practices.
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