All Facts Dr Stephen Hawkins has recently postulated that Gouda may form the basis of a pan dimensional gravitron knot. Further details of this work can be found in his recent publication - Cheese String Theory for Beginners"Raindrops on roses and cheeses on kittens" is a line of a song made famous by the multi-talented Julie Andrews in The Sound Of Music. She frequently fed her cats Gorgonzola - the little blighters just couldn't get enough of the stuffMonkeys have been found to be allergic to over 20 varieties of cheese including traditional cheddar and brie. People in northern africa have been known to hang bits of cheese from their bedroom windows to deter monkeys from entering.Many experts believe that there are over 1million species of cheese still to be discovered in the world.After an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that the preferred cheese within emo sub culture is Dairylea. Apparently the cheese best attuned to their emotional needs and can be used as an Elastoplast when self harming.
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