All Facts Johnny Sicknote Wilkinson is about to play his first proper game of rugby for over three years after a quite literally unbelievable series of freak injuries, including at least two involving the dropping of heavy cheese and a third involving fondue burns.When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.Whilst holidaying in Hearne bay, Kent, in 1987, my 1.6li Austin Montego, developed a puncture on the rear passenger side. Using a ball of Edam I succesfully managed to create a makeshift punture repair kit due to the cheeses robust chracteristics.53% of the population of Maldives actually believe that the Cheddar they consume is "mined" out of the rock face of the Cheddar gorge. This is despite the concerted efforts of the British Cheese Tourism Board to re-educate themSomeone threw some cheese at me. It wasn't very mature.
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