All Facts Originaly titled Cheeseformers, a fromage sci-fi genre crossover was retitled to the now vaguely remembered Transfomers. Studio bosses in their blind target driven myopia failed to capitalise on the cheese movie franchise! Mad or what?Conspiracy theorists maintain that Da Vinci made references to Gorgonzola using symbols in his paintings and say that the Holy Grail is to be found beneath the Church of Emmental in York. Dan Brown is planning a new book using this as the main theme.Fury broke out today when a sceintist mated a stilton with a double gloucester. Anti cheeses breeders have branded the mating as "foolish" and "going against the laws of nature"if all the cheese in the world at any one time was melted down and poured into the sea,the tide would rise by around 10m,and everybody would be either happier or deadIt takes seven men 29 hours to melt 8 candles over a mini-babybell to give it the wax coating you all so easily take for granted.
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