All Facts In 1492, Marco Polo when crossing the English Channel in a submarine hauled by elephants discovered the infamous Cheese Island. This has now been dismantled and currently holds up the Channel Tunnel.Contrary to popular belief the Moon is not made of nor taste of cheese. It is actually made of bleached Spam and tastes of discarded rugby boots.On the 2002 international list of humorous foods, cheese came 3rd, only losing out to sausages in 2nd and bananas in 1st place.After an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that the preferred cheese within emo sub culture is Dairylea. Apparently the cheese best attuned to their emotional needs and can be used as an Elastoplast when self harming.In December 2005, Mary the clark was walking through stowmarket asda where she met her cheese lover side kick bad boy boy nick the cheese catcher. they fell in love. and before long nick was melting his brevel cheese goodness on her brevel bread whole.
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