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Upton upon Severn
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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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This is a public health warning: If you go to the bottom of your garden looking for fairies and you don't find any, it's because they are indoors eating your cheese!
"Raindrops on roses and cheeses on kittens" is a line of a song made famous by the multi-talented Julie Andrews in The Sound Of Music. She frequently fed her cats Gorgonzola - the little blighters just couldn't get enough of the stuff
Loony hypnomentalist Paul McKenna has a book called I Can Make You Thin, though it should really be called You Can Make Me Rich. If instead he called his book I Can Make You Cheese then it would be both less cynical and less successful, but no more cheesy
The reason why cows can't jump is because if they did, the milk in their udders would curdle into cheese, which would block their cow nipples, making them unable to milk, which would eventually lead to them exploding.
The musical term 'vibrato' comes from an over populated factory producing provalone
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