All Facts The ancient Etruscans believed the cheese contains the spirit of their ancestors.Johnny Fabulous Wilkinson attributes his miraculous recovery from injury partly to a high-cheese content workout regime involving lifting large stiltons and kicking edams, and partly to the fact that Scotland are rubbish.When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.The fictitious village of Lymeswold holds an annual cheese-trolley race in November. Participants are invited primarily from the non-fictitious town of Bega in New South Wales, Australia.
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