All Facts in line with ancient tradition, anyone caught insulting cheese on the channel island of Sark is liable to be flogged by a bailif wearing only wellingtons and a flat cap both made from Double Glocester.Whilst holidaying in Hearne bay, Kent, in 1987, my 1.6li Austin Montego, developed a puncture on the rear passenger side. Using a ball of Edam I succesfully managed to create a makeshift punture repair kit due to the cheeses robust chracteristics.Californians are secretly pumping billions of gallons of Squeezy Cheese into the San Andreas fault. It has excellent seismic absorbing properties and they are hoping this will prevent another catastrophic earthquake devastating the region.cheer up sleepy cheeseDavid Hasselhoff was recently spotted being ejected from one of Soho’s less salubrious bars. During the incident the Hoff reportedly ordered two female performers to “Smell my cheese!” before exposing a small wedge of Stinking Bishop.
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