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All Facts If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).Originaly titled Cheeseformers, a fromage sci-fi genre crossover was retitled to the now vaguely remembered Transfomers. Studio bosses in their blind target driven myopia failed to capitalise on the cheese movie franchise! Mad or what?the only successfull cheese smuggling event occoured on 12th july 2003, when a monteray jack was smuggled across the mexican/u.s. border. all other smuggling attempts failedParmesan - used as a nerve agent during the second world war.Fidel Castro tried to ban cheese from entering his country, after he visited the island of Tuvalu. He did so because he believed the Tuvalu farmers were attempting to take over his country single-tractordly by selling cheese trees to the people of Cuba
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