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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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I wish I were a cracker, then no-one would think twice if I balanced a wedge of caerphilly on my head
Although it seems impossible, I have bred an army of cheeses that can actually dance!
When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.
Never-heard-of-him-until-he-was-dead-but-now-all-over-the-news Soviet Agent Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned by a teapot, by some polonium and by a "mysterious object" if you read the Daily Mail, but no cheese was involved.
The Evolutionist Charles Darwin noted that Sea Lions swell up to 50 times thier normal size and explode after feeding them just a tiny scrap of Stilton. Hence the notice at zoo's...do not feed the sea lions cheese.
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