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I wish I were a cracker, then no-one would think twice if I balanced a wedge of caerphilly on my head
A nugget of pure cheese was recently discovered in a South African diamond mine. Said a Cartier spokesperson "we've never seen anything like it before". It is now in a glass case, under 24-hour CCTV surveillance in a secret location somewhere in Wigan
The Evolutionist Charles Darwin noted that Sea Lions swell up to 50 times thier normal size and explode after feeding them just a tiny scrap of Stilton. Hence the notice at zoo's...do not feed the sea lions cheese.
If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
If I were a mouse I'd eat my bodyweight in cheese every single day
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