All Facts The E.U. surplus cheese mountain is one of the largest in Europe, yet it is not shown on any map to prevent people from 3rd world countries coming to Europe and eating it all.When Elton John recorded 'Your Song', he was in fact serenading a piece of ripe brie on a plate perched on top of his Steinway piano.Whilst holidaying in Hearne bay, Kent, in 1987, my 1.6li Austin Montego, developed a puncture on the rear passenger side. Using a ball of Edam I succesfully managed to create a makeshift punture repair kit due to the cheeses robust chracteristics.Cheese doesn't actually exist at all - the popular idea of "cheese" stems from a cruelly orchestrated mass-hypnosis prank conducted by Paul McKenna at Butlins, June 2004A friend once reliably informed me that if you place equal squares of Cheddar and Red Leicester cheese on toast and melt gently under a grill, you can formulate the most wonderful mosaic. (Apparently it also tastes yummy as well).
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