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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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If you have a door that simply will not stay open, use a wedge of Parmesan to wedge it open. (Roquefort doesn't work quite so well)
"Danish Blue" cheese originated ,not from denmark but from a SoHo film studio where an unknown cheese type was used as a prop in a soft porn production,the cheese could not be identified by the director so it was took on the name of the production company
If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
If a cheese fell off a table when there is nobody around, it wouldn't make a noise!
Gordon 'interesting and lively' Brown was overheard saying that he wants to tax cheese.
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