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If you have a door that simply will not stay open, use a wedge of Parmesan to wedge it open. (Roquefort doesn't work quite so well)
Once attractive pop princess but now loony knickerless tart Britney Spears has cut all her hair off in a tantrum because her favourite cheesemonger was all out of best mature cheddar. If she made a bit of an effort then she'd be welcome to share my cheese
A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.
"Edam, Edam, Where For Art Thou Edam" was the orignal draft of Shakespears Romeo And Juilet Referencing the cheese famine of that period.
the prefered music of Monterry Jack cheese is that produced by Dire Straits.
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