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The reason why cows can't jump is because if they did, the milk in their udders would curdle into cheese, which would block their cow nipples, making them unable to milk, which would eventually lead to them exploding.
Wensleydale actually comes in male and female varieties. However only the male variety is edible as the female version has egg sacks which contain a foul-tasting curd. Females are pulped at the churning stage.
the foriegn office is trying to implement a cheese literacy entrance exam for all new asylum seekers.
I wish I were a cracker, then no-one would think twice if I balanced a wedge of caerphilly on my head
On the 2002 international list of humorous foods, cheese came 3rd, only losing out to sausages in 2nd and bananas in 1st place.
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