All Facts Dr Stephen Hawkins has recently postulated that Gouda may form the basis of a pan dimensional gravitron knot. Further details of this work can be found in his recent publication - Cheese String Theory for BeginnersJohnny Sicknote Wilkinson is about to play his first proper game of rugby for over three years after a quite literally unbelievable series of freak injuries, including at least two involving the dropping of heavy cheese and a third involving fondue burns.A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.Hurrah for Milton Keynes which is 40 years old today. The innovative grid based road system means that it is now much easier to get quickly to your favourite cheesemonger for some mature cheddar, unless you get lost in which case it's a bloody nightmare.Special effects men often use cheese to simulate Portland stone in films.
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