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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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A ripe piece of Stilton can be used as an excellent contraception. If it kept in the pocket prior to mating, your partner will think you have a nasty fungal infection and then they won’t even touch you with a bargepole.
Fidel Castro tried to ban cheese from entering his country, after he visited the island of Tuvalu. He did so because he believed the Tuvalu farmers were attempting to take over his country single-tractordly by selling cheese trees to the people of Cuba
Even a few gramms of 'Stinking Bishop' will overpower the scent from the perfume section of Boots
Making cheese on toast in the toaster by lying the toaster flat doesn't work, and your wife will have to buy a new toaster from Argos.
Parmesan - used as a nerve agent during the second world war.
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