All Facts the only successfull cheese smuggling event occoured on 12th july 2003, when a monteray jack was smuggled across the mexican/u.s. border. all other smuggling attempts failedThe Humber Bridge presently cost's £2.50 to cross, but the toll booths will accept any cheese over 100g... provided you are not a one eyed german who speaks with a lisp (but only on bank holidays) and have a cat made out of edam ( called gusset )Wacky illusionist David Blaine claims that he doesn’t eat cheese on the grounds that dairy produce reduces his magical powers. Well I say up yours git wizard, all the more for me!The next former leader of the Conservatives David Cameron plans to tax cheese to raise more money for bloated capitalists. They'll probably tax cats or lambs or something else cute next. Please do not vote for these malign opportunistic scum.The incomplete cut of the curved cheese knife, coupled with a deft twist of the wrist allows a diner to surreptitiously acquire up to 60g bonus cheese per sitting.
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