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The diminutive playboy leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-il, has recently ordered the republics cobblers to construct him pair of 4 inch Cuban heels manufactured entirely from Swiss cheese.
The original Lional Richie song was actually "Hello....it is cheese your looking for" producers changed it after Richie's affair with an edam came to light.
It's a little known fact, but cheese powered unicycles are actually exempt from (evil) Ken Livingstones' frankly ludicrous congestion charge tax.
When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.
There was a young girl from tblezi, who swallowed a bottle of squeezy. The start of her troubles was when she blew bubbles and so made her farts smell all cheesey.
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