All Facts Physists have sucessfully used the CERN particle accelerator to collide a 2lb Gouda with a Brie wheel.The resulting Franco/Dutch hybrid has proven to be very popular at their monthly cheese and wine evenings.Californians are secretly pumping billions of gallons of Squeezy Cheese into the San Andreas fault. It has excellent seismic absorbing properties and they are hoping this will prevent another catastrophic earthquake devastating the region.That bloke that fell 15,000 feet and survived when his parachute didn’t open properly was actually saved by – wait for it – his cheese sandwiches which cushioned the impact - hurrah! The filling was brie & cranberry and the bread was probably Mighty Whitemost cheeses will happily have their picture taken, but if you ask a garlic and herb brie to pose it will vanish in a puff of green smoke.President Bush is a fanatical cheese eater, and will consume large ammounts with every meal. While overwieght farenheight 9/11 film director Michale Moore is violently allergic to dairy products. Makes you wonder doesnt it?
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