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Upton upon Severn
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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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The recommended phrase to be said aloud by cheese when having its photograph taken is “human”.
During nuclear testing on Christmas Island in the 1950’s a soldiers ‘pack-up’ was accidentally exposed to one of the blast. When Privet E Dam went to tuck in to his cheese sandwiches he discovered that they had mutated in to the now famous ‘Cheese Zilla’
The reason why cows can't jump is because if they did, the milk in their udders would curdle into cheese, which would block their cow nipples, making them unable to milk, which would eventually lead to them exploding.
A man who walks 'on stilts' is called a 'stilton'. Hence a man who walks on stilts and swears a lot is a 'blue stilton'.
Whilst it's a lesser known fact that "Sir" Cliff Richard and Rod Stewart both wear colostomy bags, almost EVERYONE knows that Bruce Forsythe's chin is in fact made of loose, crumbly Cheshire. Astounding.
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