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Wembley Stadium - 3:52 into the New Zealand V England match. No Score.
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If you eat 30 tonnes of cheese per year you will never die
The reason why cows can't jump is because if they did, the milk in their udders would curdle into cheese, which would block their cow nipples, making them unable to milk, which would eventually lead to them exploding.
In the Middle Ages strands of locally produced cheese were woven into vests which were both warm and provided a tasty cheesy snack when times were hard
I wish I were a cracker, then no-one would think twice if I balanced a wedge of caerphilly on my head
Making cheese on toast in the toaster by lying the toaster flat doesn't work, and your wife will have to buy a new toaster from Argos.
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