All Facts During nuclear testing on Christmas Island in the 1950’s a soldiers ‘pack-up’ was accidentally exposed to one of the blast. When Privet E Dam went to tuck in to his cheese sandwiches he discovered that they had mutated in to the now famous ‘Cheese Zilla’Loony hypnomentalist Paul McKenna has a book called I Can Make You Thin, though it should really be called You Can Make Me Rich. If instead he called his book I Can Make You Cheese then it would be both less cynical and less successful, but no more cheesyAlthough it seems impossible, I have bred an army of cheeses that can actually dance!When people talk of 'Holy Cheese', they don't mean cheese that has been blessed by the vicar and sprayed with holy water. They simply mean cheese with holes in it. However, blessed cheese has been proven to ward off evil spirits. Or garlic or something.A friend once reliably informed me that if you place equal squares of Cheddar and Red Leicester cheese on toast and melt gently under a grill, you can formulate the most wonderful mosaic. (Apparently it also tastes yummy as well).
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