All Facts Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.The original name of the movie "Grease" was "Cheese". The change became necessary after Olivia Newton John's costume of Red Leicester melted under the heat of the studio lights. At the same time the name of her girlie group was renamed Pink Ladies.The original Lional Richie song was actually "Hello....it is cheese your looking for" producers changed it after Richie's affair with an edam came to light.Before the crazy experiments with papyrus which led to the development of what we know as paper, early civilization wrote with an angled-nib pen on cheese tablets. Clay casts of these tablets have been found throughout modern day Iraq.It takes seven men 29 hours to melt 8 candles over a mini-babybell to give it the wax coating you all so easily take for granted.
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