All Facts i have just been told by an un-named engineer at the NASA Johnson space centre, houston,texas that SUPER COOLED DEEP FRIED CHEESE was used to repair the heat sheild on the recent shuttle mission to the ISS, guaranteeing future missions.The first rugby ball was made of cheese. Whoever won the game got to eat it, preferably with a quality port!After an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that the preferred cheese within emo sub culture is Dairylea. Apparently the cheese best attuned to their emotional needs and can be used as an Elastoplast when self harming.Red Leicester has a resonant frequency exactly the same as the frequency Kate Bush sings at. So, if you were to play Wuthering Heights to a piece of the cheese at approx 135 decibels, it will shatter into thousands of pieces.It's a little known fact, but cheese powered unicycles are actually exempt from (evil) Ken Livingstones' frankly ludicrous congestion charge tax.
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