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All Facts In a live gig in a small pub in Hockley,1996, the former 'Right Said Fred' frontman told of how he was forced to change the lyric to his successful melody "i'm to sexy for my cheese" due to a copyright infringemant on a B-side of an early Cliff Richard LPThe planet Cheesmulon VII plans to attack us because of our utter direspect to their species. Cheese? Portable heat rays, the next fad?The Humber Bridge presently cost's £2.50 to cross, but the toll booths will accept any cheese over 100g... provided you are not a one eyed german who speaks with a lisp (but only on bank holidays) and have a cat made out of edam ( called gusset )Though you may think that the traditional grey squirrel may like cheese, and even admit to a certain degree of cheese love, i can assure you, they do not like cheese one bit. Neither do they like ladybirds. I dont ac-tu-al-ly know if ladybirds like cheesescientists predict that by the year 2011 cheese will be the most dangerous weapon known to man
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