All Facts President Bush is a fanatical cheese eater, and will consume large ammounts with every meal. While overwieght farenheight 9/11 film director Michale Moore is violently allergic to dairy products. Makes you wonder doesnt it?That bloke that fell 15,000 feet and survived when his parachute didn’t open properly was actually saved by – wait for it – his cheese sandwiches which cushioned the impact - hurrah! The filling was brie & cranberry and the bread was probably Mighty WhiteAfter an extensive 6 month undercover study I can exclusively reveal that emos use slices of Port Salute as ‘odour eaters’ within their abnormally shaped canvas shoesJohnny Sicknote Wilkinson is about to play his first proper game of rugby for over three years after a quite literally unbelievable series of freak injuries, including at least two involving the dropping of heavy cheese and a third involving fondue burns.The Westland Wensleydale was the first helicopter to use cheese to lubricate all bearings on the main power train. The tail rotor gearbox was, of course, fed chutney via a geared pump.
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