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Due to its high ceramide content, cheese inhibits the healthy growth of sperm. This is why the number of cheese lovers has been falling, decade on decade, since the invention of cheese in Elizabethan times.
There was a young girl from tblezi, who swallowed a bottle of squeezy. The start of her troubles was when she blew bubbles and so made her farts smell all cheesey.
The reason peoples feet smell of cheese is not because of sweat as you are told, but because the God of cheese has blessed the person with a simularity to himself!
Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?........Nacho Cheese
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