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Food fascist Gillian McKeith says you are what you eat, so she must have once eaten a bitter, slouching scottish cow. She'd be much happier if she ate more cheese and spent less time looking at other people's poo.
Statistically you are more likely to die from cheese or cheese related illnesses than you are to die whilst crossing the road. So remember!.. look both ways before eating your cheese!
If cheese could be condensed into the essence of humanity and applied in military terms, Stilton would easily make Regimental Sergeant Major; whilst Dairylea would be lucky to scrape Lance Corporal (Stinking Bishop would obviously become a Major General).
Stevie Wonder said of a cheese grater , given to him by Ray Charles, that it was the most violent book he'd ever read
"Got any cheeses? I will buy or sell any cheeses." - a familiar cheese touts cry as you wander from the tube to the Hammersmith Appollo to see a band.
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